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Kim (Keimpe) Henry Veltman was a Dutch/Canadian historian of science and art, director of the Virtual Maastricht McLuhan Institute (VMMI), consultant and author, known for his contributions in the fields of \"linear perspective and the visual dimensions of science and art,\" new media, culture and society.
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